There’s nothing wrong with eating squirrel (although it’s some of my least favorite game meat). But that doesn’t make the soft focus cooking of Heidi “The Huntress” Wilson, star of an old Outdoor Channel television show, any less disturbing. I know she’s just trying to make eating squirrel seem like a normal American pastime, but that name doesn’t help.
[via Serious Eats]
“You know how squirrels like nuts.”
what. the. fuck.
squirrel melts are one thing, but squirrel and blond hair melts are just crossing the line. tie those locks back when you’re cookin’, babe!
Fun fact: squirrel melts are the leading cause of AC power blackouts.
Add bacon and squirrel melts will be the new sushi!
Adding to the creepy: The John Tesh original soundtrack.