Why Your Penis Thinks You Should Skip Dessert
Published by Joel February 12th, 2008 in Food, Romance. Share ThisMost of the advice John Mariani gives in this “How to Take a Woman to Dinner” piece on Esquire is antiquated crap—don’t go Dutch? Stand when she leaves and returns to the table? That kind of behavior is for after you’re in a relationship, not at the beginning—but I did like this one bit of advice:
Don’t order coffee. Because if you order coffee, how on Earth is she going to invite you back to her place for a cup? You can always grab desserts on the way back to her place.
How to Take a Woman to Dinner [Esquire]
Honestly, why even take a date to a restaurant — you are just going back to her place afterwards? Grab some take out on the way over, its more direct.
If you’re so sure you’re going back to her place, why even bother with food at all? Eat at home, have a nap, show up at her door well-fed and rested.
And I’d like to point out the hilarious ignorance/offensiveness of Mariani’s List Of Ethnic Stereotypes that passes for a restaurant review.