When forced to pick between crazy imbicilic cretin or white rapping fucknuckle, I always go with the creepy hillbilly mutant grown from DNA harvested from one of Paul Lynde’s turds. Attraction is not a choice.

The Five Worst Online Dating Video Profiles [Esquire.com]


5 Responses to “Esquire.com’s Five Worst Dating Video Profiles”

  1. 1 frigg

    jeezus!

    i hope michael cera sees this…and acts accordingly.

  2. 2 Joel

    “The key to the city. The city of my town.”

  3. 3 Cyrus

    I don’t think this guy deserves to be ridiculed–he doesn’t come off that bad. How’s this for an idea: If you want to make fun of him in a comment, leave a URL to your own video profile.

  4. 4 Draugai

    Poor guy :\. Kind a feel sad for him.

  5. 5 SoLo Jax

    Poor guy. :( Very sad video.

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