A few of you have expressed some concern about my recent fascination with the pick-up and seduction community. Thank you for your healthy skepticism. I will say this: for as many good tips and advice I am discovering, I am finding just as many cases of pathetic armchair Casanovas.
I hope this video will quell some of your worries about my judgement as this tragic character hawks his “Secrets of Seduction” video—Windows only!—and regales you with a John C. Reillyesque lisp with tales of the beautiful “ravening” brunette he was seducing just a few weeks back. This man is at the top of the mountain, friends, his stiff prick waving in the breeve.
[via Boinkology]
here’s the thaddeus secret:
“don’t be a pussy”
“laugh at yourself”
“be self confident”
“listen to her”
“pay attention to her”
“don’t whine about being a ‘nice guy’ ”
“don’t be afraid to show affection”
“trust her till she proves otherwise”
…the rest is pretty flexible.
That was really freaking creepy….
A quick guide to decipher this video:
1. Deck = He has a couple of wood pallets he stole from the back of a Wal-Mart with an empty wooden electric wire spool as a table
2. River = It rained pretty hard for a couple of nights and now there’s a sizable puddle next to the kids swing set (which never gets used now that his ex never brings the kids around anymore)
3. Auburn-haired ravening beauty = Real Doll
I am soooooo downloading Secrets of Seduction.
So I can score. Tonight.
HOW is this dude still single?
please. if he leaves the US and heads for the UK, PLEASE PLEASE tell me as no woman ANYWHERE is safe!!
ravening??!
I too am fascinated with this weird subculture. Cult? Dying to read The Game, but hate to pay money for it. Maybe those brunettes were ravening because he showed them his canine teeth?