From the Wikipedia entry for Phoneutria spp., the “Brazilian wandering spider”:
Aside from causing intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections that can last for many hours and that can lead to impotence. The venom may eventually be used in erectile dysfunction treatments. This spider has been referred to as the “Brazilian boner spider” for this reason.
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!!
No. No no no. As clowns are to Xtine, I am to spiders. Boner spiders are the wrong.
I used to have a pretty hideous fear of spiders, but if one could grant me a stiff one, well, he can chill for a bit.
“They taste okay, but smell like the sweat folds of an obese man.”
um…how do you know?