I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee…
Published by Joel December 3rd, 2007 in Coffee, Women. Share ThisThe old saw gets a (somewhat) new take via this webcomics parody. I think we can do better.
For one, I’ve always preferred “…black.”
Where every man is king.
The joke in my family has always been: Old and bitter with an ugly mug.
there’s Eddie Izzard’s take on it:
My two favorites:
via tshirthell.com: “ground up and in the freezer”
from one of my workstudy minions: “Exotic, with a great can.”
Tan and smooth.
Best I can do on short notice: Bitter and strong to the point that they make me pull out my hair.
. . . prepared by the time I wake up
. . . stuffed with cocaine and shipped to America.
. . . dark, bitter, and acrid.
. . . bottomless
. . . steamy
. . . cold and stale
And I saw some good ones on digg:
…hot, covered in foam, full of whiskey and awaiting my swizzle stick
…black, hot and spilled all over my lap.
…in the kitchen!
…anally!
…expensive and on every corner.
…wet and leaking all over the place.
…all over my burning crotch.
…not talking.
…secretly replaced with someone else.
…from Columbia.
…too hot to handle.
…begging for cream.
…Weak and white
…Waiting for a dose of cream
…Instant
…Imported from an exotic Latin American country
…Once in the morning, once at lunch and once before bed (or more)
…With a penis
Full of Alcohol!
… with a spoon stuck in them.
hot and sweet and ready to go?
bound in cardboard and easily discarded
Or there’s the…I like my women like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
…Irish
… slow roasted.
Late, so I’ll make it quick…
…three dollars fifty.
…bagged, tied, and on the back of a burro.
And, for the sorta-offensive-till-you-start-laughing-answer, which must be delivered in a deadpan:
…quiet.
Strong, Black, and Proud
(all original, AFAIK)
…hot, sweat, and creamy.
…not shared with my coworkers.
…strong and a little nutty.
…from Seattle.
All of which are actually true of the Tully’s that fuels me in my telecommuting mornings.
I posted this back in 2004. Lots of good ones in the comments too.
http://www.artifacting.com/blog/2004/09/02/these-truths-i-hold-self-evident/
I like my woman like I like my shits……. …….big, black, ugly and drowned in a deep bowl of water
All I can say is Spanish and rum. No Drips!