I appreciate the verve and passion with which this Texan informs the Jimmy Dean sausage company about his feelings about their new smaller, 12-ounce packages. I also like that in Texas, Jimmy Dean sausage goes great with a T-bone steak.
Where every man is king.
“Some little consumer geekazoid thought that up”
Bahahahahahahaha!
The sad part about this is that I know someone who would make a call just like that.
I liked the line “pussy roll.”
Mmm, sausage.