“Man sentenced in “pride” killing of ostrich.” [Yahoo/Reuters]
SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - A U.S. man was sentenced to five months in jail after he and a friend, acting on wounded pride, gunned down an ostrich that had kicked them as their female companions laughed, a newspaper reported on Saturday.
Dear diary:
Today, I was totally cockblocked by this ostrich, so I had to take it down. Its name was Gaylord. Gaylord! Aw, I had to, brah, you know how it is. No one spikes the Timster’s action and lives to tell the tale, you know what I’m saying?
When I get out of the joint, I’m totally looking that chick up again. Not the bird, my lady. She’ll totally probably have stopped laughing by then, you think?
Sleepin’ on my back,
Timmay