I like my sneakers loud, right? I figure if you’re going to wear some high tops, make them look hot. GBX has taken this concept to its tragic extreme in an exercise in design literalism that squirts the words “RADIOACTIVE” and “DANGER” across the sides of these shoes. The blue ones look like they were designed by a PC case modder doing a tribute to Fallout.
Worse, GBX was so sure they had a hit design on their hands, they put together five different color packages. (Three of which are shown here.) I’d warn you never to wear these, but since you’re obviously capable of reading, you’ll be impervious to any appeal this shoes might have to the illiterate. Look, duders, my shoes have words!
Oh god, they say “Rescue Brooklyn” on the tongue. Get fucked, GBX.
Catalog Page [Zappos.com]
I thought I might have a clever rejoinder when I saw that foto, but, honstly…emm…jeez.
paWned.
honstly=honestly
that’s how all-shooken-up i am. jeezus-h.
did they pull these straight off of bruce willis’ feet in the Fifth Element?
Fifth Element…chicken good! Fave Flick and shoddy shoes…good night all!