Unless you’re an actual DJ, there’s probably no way you can pull off this Stamps Disco watch. Turntables are only cool if you use them.

But if you’re not a poseur hipster or a talentless hip-hop hack, by all means, get thee to an Urban Outfitters—they probably didn’t rip this design off from anyone—and get to it.

Stamps Disco record turntable watch [RetroToGo.com]