Bacon Mints: Be Courteous to those Around You
Published by travis August 21st, 2007 in Food, Uncategorized. Share This
It has been Dethoner’s ongoing quest to cover all things bacon and I will continue that tradition with these bacon-flavored mints.
Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch!
They were even able to replicate crispy bacon? Wow, I was expecting soggy, bread-ruining bacon mints. Five bones for two boxes, or 200 mints. That is cheaper than real bacon!
Bacon Flavored Mints [Archie McPhee]
My list of things that need a Bacon-flavored variety in the near future:
Balloons (so when you blow them up, they don’t taste like latex or rubber or whatever)
Condoms
Lubricant
Dental floss
Sticky stuff that keeps envelopes sealed
Listerine
Ice cream
Whitening gum
Cigarettes (and by association, cigars, zig-zags, blunt wraps, etc.)
Toothpaste
Bananas (and all other fruits and veggies… genetically engineered food FTW)
Harmonicas
Snickers
Fluoride (for those pesky dentist visits)
Lipstick (so when you kiss your girl, you can get some bacon-lovin)
Coach’s whistles
Mouthguards (for boxers and football players, etc., but they’d have to never lose their flavoring)
Hot dogs
Hot dog and hamburger buns
Bottled water
Faucet water-filters
Tea
Coke and Pepsi (and their subsidiary brands, of course)
Oxygen (for the hipsters who go to oxygen bars)
Milk
Eggs (Bacon and bacon-flavored eggs… amazing)
Butter (and, of course, bread, so that every part of your breakfast is bacon-tastic)
Vodka
Weed
Nipples
Vaginas
For the most part, I think bacon flavor is best left to actual bacon…
but sign me up for the bacon flavored cigarettes.
Oh, and bacon flavored eggs is easy: fry your eggs in bacon grease. Ta-daa!
Joel, I picked up some of these mints today. I will wait to open them until I get home. You get to eat one first though, I’m a little creeped out by mint and bacon flavors in the same item.
Well?? How were they? C’mon
Wait, I saw that they are made in China. Are you OK, Joel?
I didn’t have the balls to try them yet, because as soon as Susie opened up the tin the whole places smelled like smoked plastic. She had one though and said they weren’t bad, but didn’t really taste like bacon. Or good.