Beer, Bear; Almost the Same Thing, Right?
7 Comments Published by travis August 20th, 2007 in Beer. Share ThisA 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
“There’s a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage,” zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
After seeing a wedding reception held at a zoo on Food Network’s Ace of Cakes over the weekend, I wondered why more social events did not occur at the zoo, and this is probably the reason why. It only begs the question: did the man enter the cage looking to get laid or was he simply confused about the spelling?
Bears eat man at beer festival [Reuters]
Thank you for bringing up Ace of Cakes, because it reminded me of something I was thinking of this weekend: Is everyone on Ace of Cakes totally stoned or are they just mostly stoned? Seriously, that is the most drugged out show on television.
Oh, they have to be baked (get it, get it!?) all the time. I love that show. They should hire me!
I watch that show and aspire to be a cake decorator and I watch shows like Flip This House and aspire to be house flippers. Cable TV is not good for my career decisions.
Travis – I feel your pain. My career on the PBR bull-riding circuit is not going well.
i watch the new yankee workshop and want to drop everything and be a carpenter. i really love norm abram, like unhealthily.
Sometimes, I watch Family Guy and yearn to be a fat cartoon character with a hot read-headed wife and a talking dog. Other times, I watch old Nickelodeon game-show re-runs and decide that I want to be an Agro-Crag.
This is a timely warning for me, in Washington DC on thursday is Brew at the Zoo, if all goes as planned I will be lit enough to get drunk and jump into the cage. good thing I lack follow through.
Susie, hows the brewing job going?