Here is a Cat Eating with Chopsticks
6 Comments Published by Joel June 26th, 2007 in Tonic. Share ThisBusy day with freelance today, so please let this suffice. Even more impressive than its table manners are the cat’s dreams: she wants to eat with Oprah! (Who doesn’t?)
When I heard her singing, “this is the way we wash our paws…” all I could picture was the woman in a dark alley, whispering the melody while thrusting a chef’s knife into the necks of sleeping transients.
I’m not the only one, right?
who doesn’t want to eat with oprah?
Nastyfingers: Uhhh, maybe not quite that image but yeah that lady is craaaaazy!
Oh, and my cat wants to meet Tiger Woods too! (He can only eat with his paws though) :(
Something tells me the lady, not the cat, wants to meet Oprah and Tiger.
Jesus, makes me wonder how her children turned out if that’s how she treats a cat. Very scary indeed.
I wasn’t thinking Transients more like Hobos, or in a darker twist, an orphanage.
This thing is a journey to the center of insanity.