Comments on: New Diet Pill Causes Oily Ass Explosions Warns Pill Maker

By: Jen

Jen — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 10:32:57 +0000

I started taking Alli, but not on a regular basis. I don’t think I’ve taken it for the past two days. I noticed nothing as I rarely eat fat. Well, yesterday I had some fat, some chocolate cake and dessert at a work function. This morning I was sitting down and oil literally was oozing out of my ass. Unbelievable. What is this crap? It was like pouring a cup of olive oil down my shorts. LMAO

By: Sandy

Sandy — Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:05:07 +0000

My brother is taking this new pill. He literally “sharted” and didn’t know that oil came out of his ass and stained his work shorts. I just called him to c if he had shit himself today. He claims that he had to resort to Always w/ Wings to control the leakage. This shit is fuckin hilarious!!!!!!

By: Jeff Ventura

Jeff Ventura — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 20:42:20 +0000

Another alli rant here on my blog (GracefulFlavor). As you might guess, I don’t take too kindly to this sort of sham.

This drug is a trainwreck. Despite the press and clever packaging, I give this thing six months, tops, before it fades into sunset as a cheap consumer exploit.

Funny how things that intentionally make you incontinent do that.

By: James

James — Sat, 23 Jun 2007 03:02:47 +0000

is it easy (over the counter) to get ahold of ? my biggest problem is portion control i’d be great if I cut out 1000 or so calories, even better if I could cut out the beer, but I’m not asking for miracles

By: Terri

Terri — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:36:54 +0000

I also thought that it’s another diet pill that nobody would try because of the oily discharge. But based on the comments, I think it’s a good idea considering that it does the terrible stuff only when you eat something you’re not supposed to.

By: Kat

Kat — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 14:31:48 +0000

I’ve gotta chime in, because of all the negative press this thing has been getting. I’ve been taking it since sunday, and i’ve already lost five fucking pounds, and haven’t had any side effects. Not water weight. I lost all of that from the nine million other things i’ve been trying to get into shape from the wedding. Aversion therapy is totally part of it, but seriously, after months of dieting and nothing (pills, diets, exercise) taking off a single pound, this pill is the best goddamn thing that’s happened to me in years. It’s just about retraining yourself not to eat like an asshole, and having an extra boost to keep you from processing the little fat you do eat.

By: Sally

Sally — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:21:34 +0000

If it only does the bad stuff whenever you eat more than enough of foods that are not supposed to be eaten, then it’s a great idea. Based on the article alone, I thought it was just another diet pill.

By: James

James — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:55:52 +0000

sounds like the next renewable fuel to me

By: BurstAneurysm

BurstAneurysm — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:42:09 +0000

Fuck that. I enjoy farting way too much to worry about squirting oil in my pants.

I wonder if you can use that discharge in a salad dressing or something like that. Talk about innovation!

By: Amber

Amber — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:11:07 +0000

I think its a smart idea.. i just started taking it and the only time you get sick and pretty much poop yourself is if you eat stuff your not supposed to and to much of it. Taking this pill makes me a lot more aware of what im eating and helps me to not pig out… i ate salad at a birthday party instead of pizza!!

By: Josh Smith

Josh Smith — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:56:35 +0000

I’m sure I read that the VP admitted in a Press release that he has had the oily discharge himself.

By: tec

tec — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 15:28:07 +0000

When I first saw the tv ad for the stuff, I laughed and wondered why anyone would use it… but then I got to thinking that it might be genius way to retrain yourself to eat better. I mean, if you shit your pants every time you eat something fatty, you’d probably be less inclined to eat fatty foods, right?