My Favorite Shit Euphemism

“I just whipped up a mess of gut chutney.”


16 Responses to “My Favorite Shit Euphemism”

  1. 1 gergtreble

    Mine has to be:

    “Dropping the kids off at the pool”

  2. 2 5kw3r1

    Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl!

    Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool..

  3. 3 Mitch Martin

    A couple of my favorites:

    “I need to take a William H. Shatner.”

    “I need to go see a man about a horse.”

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  4. 4 Lexington Steele

    Some classics from a South Park episode…

    Mud Monkey

    Chocolate Dragon

  5. 5 vanman

    I’ve always loved “Taming the cornbacked rattler”

  6. 6 AJ

    I like to refer to it as a:

    Corned-eyed, brown trout

  7. 7 gg allin

    “I need to feed the meter”

  8. 8 TSM

    My favorite:

    “I just spackled the bowl”

  9. 9 Joyrex

    “Releasing a chocolate hostage”

  10. 10 Jane

    Pinch a stink pickle!

  11. 11 Lexington Steele

    Blow some mud?

  12. 12 Billy Bibbit

    “Take a Clinton”

    “Send a fax”

    and the charmingly direct “drop a log”

  13. 13 F.T

    “just gave birth to a brown baby boy”

  14. 14 JJ

    “I’m thinking about taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.”

  15. 15 Brian

    Unleashing the porcelain python.
    Making toilet taffy
    Clog the pipes

  16. 16 KKitten

    Stocking the pond with brown trout

    Drowning the kittens

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