My Favorite Shit Euphemism

“I just whipped up a mess of gut chutney.”


14 Responses to “My Favorite Shit Euphemism”

  1. 1 gergtreble

    Mine has to be:

    “Dropping the kids off at the pool”

  2. 2 5kw3r1

    Taking the Browns to the SuperBowl!

    Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool..

  3. 3 Mitch Martin

    A couple of my favorites:

    “I need to take a William H. Shatner.”

    “I need to go see a man about a horse.”

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  4. 4 Lexington Steele

    Some classics from a South Park episode…

    Mud Monkey

    Chocolate Dragon

  5. 5 vanman

    I’ve always loved “Taming the cornbacked rattler”

  6. 6 AJ

    I like to refer to it as a:

    Corned-eyed, brown trout

  7. 7 gg allin

    “I need to feed the meter”

  8. 8 TSM

    My favorite:

    “I just spackled the bowl”

  9. 9 Joyrex

    “Releasing a chocolate hostage”

  10. 10 Jane

    Pinch a stink pickle!

  11. 11 Lexington Steele

    Blow some mud?

  12. 12 Billy Bibbit

    “Take a Clinton”

    “Send a fax”

    and the charmingly direct “drop a log”

  13. 13 F.T

    “just gave birth to a brown baby boy”

  14. 14 JJ

    “I’m thinking about taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.”

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