Archive for May, 2007



What Are Maxim Editors Smoking?

Maxim has announced their “Hot 100″ list of the world’s most fuckable women, as voted by the editors of the magazine based on a matrix of “buzz and beauty,” and Lindsay Lohan has come out on top. I mean… really? There’s no doubt that LL was an object worthy of considerable lust a couple of years ago, but her recent descent into partying and drug use has left her disgustingly skinny—worn thin. (I’d still fuck her, of course, provided she has a vagina.) [CNN]

Based on the ’70s series starring Lindsay Wagner—although the new version drops the “The”—”Bionic Woman” is a new hourly drama added to NBC’s Fall line-up, starring English soap star Michelle Ryan as Jaime Sommers. A four-minute preview is online at NBC.com, which includes a shot of Katee “Starbuck” Sackhoff as an older model of bionic [...]

Morning Tonic: Exhausted

A friend of a friend snapped this picture outside the local Sam’s Club. I’m sure the back-pressure to the engine is balanced just perfectly.

All times Eastern.
• 6PM, Discovery Channel - How It’s Made: Putty knives; garage doors; electric motors; wool.
• 6PM, Fuse - The Sauce: A magazine program that features music news, lifestyle information and celebrity guests.
• 6PM, Science Channel - Mars Underground: Aerospace visionary Robert Zubrin is profiled, and his theory of the establishment of permanent human [...]

Autoblog had a chance to drive the new Camaro Concept, which, had you not been aware, is being prepped for a re-release very soon by Chevrolet. They’ve not only driven it, which is only mildly interesting—we know it’ll be fast and handle like a dog—but they’ve put together a very nice gallery of pictures of [...]

Right over my shoulder sits a copy of Randy Mosher’s Radical Brewing, my very favorite homebrewing book and one of the only ones I’d recommend to those uninterested in brewing but interested in beer. Besides serving as a great tour of the more esoteric styles, Mosher also gives some examples of brewing with strange ingredients—chicken [...]

Is Danny Sullivan’s “Real Kickboxing Bag Workout” actually “real?” Does it exist in our shared dimensional space? I’m going to go out on a limb and say that it does, because anyone selling you a $350 set of instructional DVDs, a water-filled kick-boxing bag, a jump rope, and a pair of boxing gloves must know [...]

All times Eastern.
• 6PM, Discovery Channel - How It’s Made: Included: bicycle helmets; lithium batteries; car brakes; aluminum.
• 6PM, History Channel - Man, Moment, Machine: JFK and the Crisis Crusader. Recalling the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis, during which President John F. Kennedy ordered a blockade of Cuba to prevent the USSR from delivering nuclear missiles [...]

Clips: The Pot Brownie Cop

This “cop on pot brownies” 911 call blew up on the internet this weekend, but this news report gives you a taste—and also frustrates me tremendously for two reasons. First, the cop was dismissed but no charges were filed, despite the fact that he stole evidence (the marijuana) from a locker?
Secondly, the newscasters crack up [...]

Heroes: Origins

“To stretch the normal 22-episode season of “Heroes,” which faltered after its long hiatus this year, NBC will add “Heroes: Origins.” The spinoff will introduce a new character each week, and viewers will select which one stays for the following season. The two series will have 30 new episodes combined.” [CNN]

This week we exposed our apparently voyeuristic nature, passing on a link to the New Yankee cam, which lets you watch Norm Abrams and crew build those sweet wood projects in real time – mistakes and all. Beware, though: you might find yourself as addicted as we are. We also checked out a [...]

No Such Thing As Baby Carrot

Wisebread has an interesting short history of “baby carrots,” which aren’t young carrots as you might think, but full-sized carrots that have been washed, peeled, and whittled down into uniform pieces. And while baby carrots are pretty good, the author of this piece argues (correctly) that baby carrots don’t taste like carrots. The lack of [...]




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» Seems Jack Daniels is kicking some butt, profits are up and even their unsavory looking drinks are selling.  # 1

» The Royal Bacon Society is a fancy, fun blog all about you the Dethroner reader’s favorite food: Bacon. # 1

» Evidently a fan of Ebert’s is trying to help Mars breed the supreme race of M&Ms.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
M&Ms prove Darwin was right Thanks Ryan  # 0

» Baconpig. Zenith of mankind’s porcine proclivity or just gross? You be the judge. Don’t miss the Pig Butchering Guide in T-shirt form. # 0

» A man wants to know if jerking off into his guppy tank will cause his fish any harm. Just don’t forget to cuddle, I say. [StraightDope.com# 1

» An Atlanta florist is selling the “Broquet,” baskets of amply masculine cactus and carnivorous plants that can be given from one man to another. [BananaFlorist.com via Seth Godin# 0

» What may be my next car, the Mitsubishi Evolution X, goes on sale today in Japan. Next year for North America. [Crave.CNET.com# 0

» I haven’t really dug into it much, but JoS. A. Bank is having what appears to be a pretty major sale, with up to 50% off on Fall items and 70% off on clearance items. [JosBank.com# 1

» Cities collapse due to unsustainable growth? Naw it’ll never happen. We have science. [unsw.edu.au, creationmuseum.org] # 0

» Headline of the Day: “Men want hot women, study confirms” [CNN# 2



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