Clips: John Rambo Trailer

Look, there’s no way this trailer is safe for work, filled as it is with exploding human bodies. In fact, it’s probably not properly called a “trailer,” as there’s no way this version would make it into movie theaters unedited. Instead consider it a preview to a movie that by rights should be horrible, yet amazingly looks badass exactly in all the ways Live Free, Die Hard does not.

Also, I sort of have a crush on the actress that plays the female lead, having already grown conditioned to seeing her act as a psychic balm after bloodshed in her role on Dexter.

I never thought much of Rambo—I was always an Arnie kid—but I will watch and enjoy this movie if it ends up being what it seems it might be, a meditation on the hopelessness of violence punctuated by the awesomeness of exploding arrows.


7 Responses to “Clips: John Rambo Trailer”

  1. 1 joflow

    THAT’S where she’s from! I watched this trailer over the weekend and couldn’t place where I knew her from, and was too lazy to IMDB it.

  2. 2 mrbenning

    Looks pretty awesome. I shall see it, if only for the strangely comedic exploding bodies.

  3. 3 Dan

    Looks good — how can the Aussies expect Stallone to keep pumping out hits like this without a little help from Dr. Feelgood? Give the guy a break, he’s 80 years old!

  4. 4 Rat Bastard

    Ok, I’m taking bets, what’ll be after this one: ‘Lincoln Hawk’, the Over the Top reboot, or ‘Marion Cobratti–Cobra Strikes Back.’ ?

  5. 5 mrbenning

    I’m anxious to see Over the Top 2: Over the Topper

  6. 6 Rye

    The Blood Spray in many of these scenes is so choice.

  7. 7 Alexandre

    So he only starts killing the baddies once there’s a pretty white missionary girl to save?
    Insert Missionary position joke here:

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