Flexible Bastard of the Day: Chuck Norris Action Jeans
Published by Joel May 18th, 2007 in Clothes, Fighting, Martial Arts, Tonic. Share This
Because you never know when you might have to do a high kick into the face of the checkout girl who won’t take your coupons, Chuck Norris Action Jeans “won’t bind your legs.” Of course, you might want to skip the slick-bottomed cowboy boots, unless you’re Chuck Norris, who does not interface with friction like a normal material object.
Chuck Norris, douchenozzle.
Chuck Norris’ jean don’t bind his legs . . . he binds the jeans.
haha AWESOME. I remember seeing these ads in the karate magazines when I was a kid… they had an extra piece of fabric sewn into the gusset, just like your ghi (I can’t remember how to spell it now)!
Douchenozzle is a GREAT WORD. That should be the Word Of The Day, if not the week, and AP’s comment reminds me of some of the Chuck Norris-isms that went around in emails a few months back, kinda like the Jack Bauer one, too…
My fave: Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He just stares them down until they give up their information.
I remember wanting some of these so.fucking.badly when I was a kid so I could wear them to school and kick people. First, however, I wanted to learn how to kick people.
Chuck Norris is such a badass.
these jeans are the real deal i have a pair, i busted them last sat night when i got into a altercation the extra room in hte crotch allowed me to kick nuff people in the face.