Be advised: if you are not a buxom cheesecake model, you should not emulate every wriggle and slide in this HOWTO video.
Safe for work, sort of. Just explain that they made you wear a pressed shirt, so this is on-the-job training.
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I had no idea I was supposed to be ironing my towels. Boy, am I ever glad Martha never made it to my house.