What Are Maxim Editors Smoking?

Maxim has announced their “Hot 100″ list of the world’s most fuckable women, as voted by the editors of the magazine based on a matrix of “buzz and beauty,” and Lindsay Lohan has come out on top. I mean… really? There’s no doubt that LL was an object worthy of considerable lust a couple of years ago, but her recent descent into partying and drug use has left her disgustingly skinny—worn thin. (I’d still fuck her, of course, provided she has a vagina.) [CNN]


3 Responses to “What Are Maxim Editors Smoking?”

  1. 1 Stewart

    Is that even her in the accompanying photo? It looks like a photocopy of Scarlett Johansson.

    Also, “Only one of Olsen twins made the cut” - What is the difference?

  2. 2 bridgitte

    They’re not identical, and mary kate is way cuter than ashley.

  3. 3 Alex

    In her current state, I wouldn’t fuck Lohan with a stolen dick.

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