Will Someone Please Tell Me What’s Up With All The Butt Ugly Kicks Lately?
Published by Alex May 10th, 2007 in Clothes. Share This
Seriously, what the fuck.
The guys over at Complex have collected a great deal of them. Some of these are kinda stying, but most of them look like some designer at David Z just blew Walt Disney and then hurled in Technicolor all over his blueprints.
Laced (Complex.com)
I agree 100%.
There “super-stylin’” kicks that them there young’uns are wearing frequently enter into the realm of the horrid. Much like those god-awful Optimus Prime sneakers!
I would happily wear any of the pairs above. Perhaps you are too emo?
wear those, even in private and you are officially a fashion disaster… for life.
<---too old to be emo.
You know, i kinda like the silver/pastel ones in the back of the picture.
I expected that you might like at least one pair of these fucking hideous sneakers, but not just anyone can rock the utterly hateful ensemble that you maintain on a daily basis, Miss B.
Well, at first, there were the guys selling the colored shape baseball caps outside of David Z on broadway and I was like “this can’t really be popular. They’re like a jo-ann fabrics store vomited on a hat.” But now I’m totally feeling it. The secret is not to look at a single article of crazy colored clothes and instead ride the subway and check out the colors. I saw the most thugged out kid rocking a pink unicorn and rainbow hoodie. After a decade of pre-millenial (and post-) future blacks and matrix crap and retro upon retro craze, it is is a relief to live in a moment where we can just enjoy something new. Not to be totally ignorant, but is this what Japan is like?
This springs hottest accessory…pillow tied to ass. Mark my words.
Its like they’re not even trying anymore, the Stephen King of the shoe world.
I think they’re trying too hard, personally. I really don’t get the whole sneakers-as-high-fashion thing. Do people really have that many occasions to wear sneakers in public who aren’t in high school? Does anyone have jobs anymore? I know around here, most clubs don’t allow “athletic attire” including sneaks. Do not get it.
I wear sneakers all the time. But it is pretty okay to do that in NYC. As is wearing loud shoes. It’s almost a requirement.
It’s because 1983 is back yo. Thats when peeps went crazy for all that hideous stuff. I’ve also seen a resurgence of neon, consider yourself warned.
I’m down.
Joel hit the nail right on the head. In NYC, and other major cities, there’s this horrible trend in streetwear that features multi-colored all-over-print designs to the point of super saturation.
The kids rocking the all-over-print hoodies, that match with the all-over-print New Era hat, that matches their all-over-print t-shirts, not to mention their all over fucking boxers, and with all this coloring getting thrown around, you have to literally anchor the shit with the equally ridiculously colored kicks above. With that said, let it be known, that I’ve pretty much been a Nike whore all my life (or ever since BDP), and have never bought even a normal colored pair of New Balances either.
Heather does not know what she is talking about. Since she is both stuck in the 80’s and a Valley Girl, her mind is warped.
I think she needs to warn us about her bad taste.