
I could be wrong, but I think all these Spider-Mans, spotted by an acquaintance at the Jamba Juice at 53rd and Broadway, are actually Spider-Ladies. Dracula, however, is not, which means that my theory that Spider-Mans are born when Dracula impregnates a herd of Spider-Ladies could be true. I don’t know what Venom, Chewie, Tom Chick, or Moses do, but I suspect they watch and offer words of encouragement.
Even worse than Chewie, that looks more like an Eewok costume. Who dresses as a giant Ewok? Is that spelled with one or two e’s? Waitaminnit, I just saw there’s TWO furry things there. The hidden one looks closer to something from Planet of the Apes. Damn you Joel, you made me look too hard at this picture.
They were filming a bit that aired on Letterman the other night.
How bizarre.
Ditto on the Letterman bit. It was entitled “How many Spider-Men can fit inside a Jamba Juice,” and apparently they ran out of spider-man costumes and dug into the Late Show wardrobe for added flair.