My old friends at Wired.com have put together two great tastes that taste great together: cute widdle doggers and gadgets. (Seriously, dogs taste awesome. Try it.) Their ten-picture gallery, which, if I may be so bold, is a “fluffy piece of digg bait,” shows the latest in useless accessories for your K9, none of which can probably withstand the harsh blast of urea that will inevitably find its way in between their molded plastic cracks.

Actually, “Doggles” are pretty great if you ever take your dog for a ride in the car. I’ve always had a dream I could get Porter a pair, one of those pointy Kaiser Wilhelm hats, and a sidecar for the motorcycle I don’t own. But a cellphone with GPS for a dog? Get out.

Doggie Style: Cell Phones, Webcams and GPS for Hounds [Wired]