Normally, I’m just not a fan of the novelty tee shirt. After 30 y.o. you really gotta leave that noise behind or risk being the asshole who never outgrew the follies of his youth, AKA the friend your buddies’ wives don’t want to let them play with. Which means, of course, you should buy this shirt for your buddies.
Actually, this is a thinly-veiled pitch to turn you lot on to one of the more bizarre and wonderful comics I’ve come across in some time, Animals Have Problems Too. The author/illustrator, Zach VandeZande teaches English on the college level so you know he’s got to be at least a little off-kilter, a claim upon which anyone who’s ever taken a dozen college level English classes will attest. This collection of weirdness seems to be doing him the service of a purge, so you know it’s only the finest in angst, misery, and self-doubt.
All of his work marries well with that afternoon cup of coffee. Try it, you’ll see that I’m right.
Nothing is funnier than a dead unicorn. Except maybe a dog driving.
The genius of this transcends novelty t-shirt, it’s a wearable work of art bound to bring a smile to the faces of all who have the pleasure of noticing you wearing it. I was hesitant to buy the unicorn having sex with a dolphin tee, but this is a no brainer, his indie rock one too.
This is second only to the unicorns fucking under a rainbow shirt.
And for the record, there is something funnier than a dead unicorn…people dressed as vegetables.
As a service to anyone whose curiosity has been whetted, the Unicorn and dolphin shirt:
http://www.rocksoff.com/merchmens.html
unicorns make me horney
Lest any of you doubt the power of the Unicorn, read this and take heed.
Consider yourself warned.
(and, consider me an idiot for forgetting to close the link…)
Unicorn Power!