I never claimed that my shit doesn’t stink. It stinks, and sometimes it scares the cats away, I swear. As funny as it may be to drive both them and my wife away with a really magnificent specimen after a night of hard core whiskey drinking followed by a stop at the Belgian Fries shop with a side of chili mayo dipping sauce, sometimes you just gotta have a heart and light a match, as ineffective as that may be; it’s the gesture that counts.

Apparently that gesture can be made more effective by way of one little drop from the Visine-sized bottle of Dopo 1 Drop. According to the maker,

…just tap one drop of the liquid into the water within the toilet bowl before each visit…and you’re all set! 1 Drop creates a deodorizing layer on the water surface; it literally is a magic smell eater!

Hey, I don’t know if it works, but I like the idea of toilet water additives, like the blue puck and that sort of thing. I betcha that if it actually is effective, some smart feller (fart smeller!) will figure out a way to hang one in the tank and make it automatically add a drop at the end of every flush cycle.

One Drop