Although guns are definitely one of the most effective tools for self defense, do you really have what it takes to pull the trigger if the situations arises? Shooting someone, even in self defense, comes with a lot of unwanted baggage like civil suits and guilt. So instead of pulling out a Glock, you could try the Anti-Violence Electrode Shock gun from “TechWiseTech.” It’s pretty much guaranteed to stop even the most raging of bulls, without sending them straight to the slaughter house. Even without the gunpowder, this thing totally packs a punch:

• 30KV electronic pulse for incapacitating someone at 3 metres through 1
inch of clothing
• Pepper powder cartridge for causing extreme discomfort at up to 5
metres
• Rubber bullet cartridge, 15 metre range
• Paint bullet for marking naughty people at a distance
• Stun gun electric stick for close quarters.

If a Taser is injury, the pepper powder would definitely be the insult.

Technically, we should probably be advocating these for the police as a “non-lethal” way to take out some criminals, but why should they have all the fun? These will be available at your local shoot-people-in-the-face store as soon as one of them decides to import them from China or Taiwan.

Anti-Violence Shock Gun - come quietly or…um… else [Red Ferret]