Introducing Trump Steaks

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I present to you the triumph of mankind’s dominion over creation: Donald Trump’s new “Trump Steaks,” available exclusively though The Sharper Image. And in ten years, buy The Sharper Image’s Trump™-brand defibrillator.


15 Responses to “Introducing Trump Steaks”

  1. 1 twoeightnine

    I can’t believe that’s real… and current. Who does his design work? It looks like an ad out of a 70’s Playboy.

  2. 2 joflow

    Ditto to twoeightnine, I though this was a joke when I saw it. Not that I don’t believe that Trump would do it, because there’s nothing the guy wouldn’t put his name on if he thought it would make a buck, but The Sharper Image…c’mon guys, I thought you guys were trying to be at least a little dignified.

    Anyone else seen Trump Vodka? It has a little swatch of golden-red hair on top of the cork, I almost bought it just because I couldn’t believe it. He’s like the Shatner of the business world.

  3. 3 Keith

    Why can’t I escape this idiot?

  4. 4 JohnR

    What a terrible display of the steaks. Are those vegetables touching meat?

    I think the picture of Trump is actually a cut out they use for branding things with the Trump name. Trump Diapers have him with the same pose…I wish I was better at photoshop.

  5. 5 Jim

    the cheapest set which is
    The Trump SteaksTM Classic Collection includes 2 Filet Mignon steaks (6 oz.); 2 Cowboy Bone-In Rib Eye steaks (16 oz.); and 12 Trump SteaksTM Burgers (8 oz.).

    is 200 DOLLARS.

    And im not going to even begin to tell you what the best set costs.

    Fuck for that much money I want Trump to be at my door with the cow slaughtering it in front of me and carving the meat off the bone to be seared and plated for me by his daughter Ivanka… naked.

  6. 6 Dr. Freud

    Hmmmm, meat at about crotch height, man pointing at crotch area. Overcompensation perhaps? I say he is hung like a tick.

  7. 7 Ontario Emperor

    I’d rather buy steaks from Robin Leach. At least I can picture him eating the steak (along with the champagne and caviar). I just don’t associate Donald Trump with fine food.

    If Trump hadn’t fired Martha Stewart, perhaps Stewart could have promoted the steaks. That at least makes sense.

    The way gas prices are climbing, I expect to see Trump Gasoline any day now.

  8. 8 Modano

    They should have put little wigs on the steaks.

  9. 9 Steak Knife

    Certified Angus Beef Prime is the best meat you can buy. Period.

  10. 10 Patsy

    I hear these are actually quite good. Check out this review:
    http://housecalls.ivillage.com/home/2007/05/wheres_the_beef.html

  11. 11 Francis

    To all of you non-Trump believers, you dont know what the hell you are talking about. Did you ever tast Certified Angus Prime beef? Probably not, you eat at Applebees and TGI Fridays and think you are getting a good steak! HUH, if you only knew, obviously you dont. Why dont you spend the money and try the steaks before you criticize. Probably 90% of consumers wouldnt know a good steak if it kissed them on their lips! As far as Donald putting his name on it, so what. The man knows a good thing and his name is equated with high quality products. Grow up and taste the beef!

  12. 12 rocketman

    Certified Angus….forget that…Kobe is worth the money. I can get Cert Angus at Publix. Trump is a brand, nothing more. They might be good but I would rather pay the money for fresh seafood from Alaska or Maine, not some frozen or half frozen steaks…and yes, I tasted the steaks at a party. Ho Hum

  13. 13 Dj Rush

    You can get the same quality steak at Wegman’s, and it’s fresh, not frozen, and HALF the price!

  14. 14 UGGGHHHhhhhh

    Great responses:
    -Looks like a 70’s playboy ad.
    -Who made that horrible display of meat?
    -What can’t I escape this idiot?
    -I don’t associate Donald Trump with fine food..he does not seem like the guy that would appreciate anything more than balogni sandwich with mayo.

  15. 15 Travis

    The usda certifies 2 percent of its beef as prime. Trump steaks are the top 2 percent of that! Basically if you had 1000 steaks the usda would certify 20 of those as prime. And then trump only takes the top 2 out of those!

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