While in America we totally lose it every time a hot blonde teacher bangs her willing 16-year-old students, Denmark knows how to keep students and faculty entertained: by letting the hot girls stage a strip-off. This might be the greatest opening paragraph ever:

Teachers have refused to stop an annual striptease by pupils despite a video of an onstage lesbian love romp ending up on YouTube. … But news of the striptease got out when some of the girls this year stripped naked and began to touch each other’s breasts - then started rubbing baby oil over each other’s bodies.

I am deadly serious when I say: this is absolutely the way god intended high school to be. If we’re not going to pay teachers a fair wage, they should at least be able to watch the hot students rub oil over themselves in the lunchroom before filling them up with their hot, sticky wisdom.

I tried looking for the video on YouTube but could only find a shrill douchebag commenting about it.

Students’ stage strip for teachers [Metro.co.uk]

Update: We Are All Photographers Now’s blog has the video.