Comments on: Dapper Or Crapper: Bikini Jeans

By: JamesBond

JamesBond — Sat, 17 May 2008 00:50:16 +0000

Bikini Jean is Sexy

By: Paul Johnson

Paul Johnson — Sun, 11 May 2008 07:06:15 +0000

this is a stupid idea simply because you should really just be wearing a bikini and jeans. i mean its sexy (except i kind of hate the denim bikini but whatever) but what if you are at the beach? you just look like an ass. girls should get on wearing the bikinis that tie on the side with tight jeans more though. disgustingly sexy

By: Bonnie

Bonnie — Tue, 06 May 2008 05:09:29 +0000

I think these are hot. I only wish I was younger so I could reasonably wear these out in public. I would be sure that my boyfriend would like to look at some cute little hottie in these and I would encourage that. Very sexy.

By: Google Mapquest Driving Directions

Google Mapquest Driving Directions — Sat, 03 May 2008 04:09:38 +0000

Nice jeans :)

Gonna buy for my wife :D

By: skinisOK

skinisOK — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:07:20 +0000

What’s wrong with the people responding here?!?

Honestly I wonder how people can think these aren’t sexy?

Crawl out from under your rocks and see what’s happening outside. It’s like these folks have never seen a hot piece before. If you’ve got it - show it off. What are you afraid of? Oh I get it, another snickers please…

Only republicans don’t know how this works I suppose…

By: Mrs.Oleary'sCow

Mrs.Oleary'sCow — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:04:31 +0000

Further proof that, just when you think North Americans couldn’t get any more tasteless, the Japanese find a way to outdo us. Is this going to put the ‘used panty vending machine’ market out of business, or will they just have to make the vending machines bigger to accommodate a larger product?

By: WingedSORROW

WingedSORROW — Fri, 21 Sep 2007 01:19:52 +0000

okay people for one that is rude but i know people go around in a skirt that barely covers their butt and people don’t say anything or say”Girl that is too short” but they’re playing okay so these show some of your hip but if people can wear that then people can wear this cause it’s not slutty and it’s not for strippers and i like them cause thhey’re unique and besides i barely show that much skin unless it’s my arms and even then i wear a jacket so if i would wear these then they’re okay besides i want a pair

By: MediaSkank

MediaSkank — Tue, 01 May 2007 18:55:47 +0000

Sorry, I meant the “butt cleavage” jeans.

By: MediaSkank

MediaSkank — Tue, 01 May 2007 18:55:29 +0000

That reminds me of those “butt crack” jeans that came out a few years ago. But these are hella worse.

By: kagrocery

kagrocery — Tue, 01 May 2007 18:22:57 +0000

disgustingly crapper. it’s just…I can’t even summon the words. rough.

By: katybear

katybear — Tue, 01 May 2007 17:18:51 +0000

totally crapper. this isn’t a whole lot different than wearing a thong underneath low-rise hip-huggers where the top of the thong sticks out anyway. and if the “bikini” part is actually a part of the jeans themselves, then apparently you’re expected to go commando underneath…

By: mike

mike — Tue, 01 May 2007 16:54:23 +0000

wow.

those are an abomination to both fashion, and women.

By: andrew

andrew — Tue, 01 May 2007 16:19:56 +0000

i have a pair just like that

By: tec

tec — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:33:15 +0000

I’m not a prude. I’ve got no issues with skin. I’ll even freely admit that my taste tends toward the trashy sometimes… but even I can’t get down with these. They’re gawd-fucking-awful. Crapper, fo’ real.

By: joflow

joflow — Tue, 01 May 2007 15:15:02 +0000

Hideous. The upside is that the google adwords on the side picked up your mention of underwear and are now featuring ads for incontinence and adult diapers.

By: mark

mark — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:53:03 +0000

OMG that is just horrible

i think these just might be the most thrasy jeans i have ever seen. if this is what you want to look like PLEASS just buy some realy low jeans. so that at least your real bikkini bottom’s can have some kind funky print on them(i think too much denim AINT good!). then you can still only wear them on your way to the beach.
so i would take those german jeans over these any day. but hey mabey thats just me being european.

also i never realy got use to those realy high g-string. its just trashy it doesnt ad any thing to the outfit execpt mabey the feeling that see is realy unconftrebal ( :S hope thats spelt right ). and i dont like to think im some boring ld guy that just doesnt get the jong folks seeing im just 18!

mark,
holland, amsterdam

ps. btw im just talking about the jeans on it self :P im not even starting about the rest of the jeans :P.
oow and yeah thats right its not the dutch ppl ceeping the strippers in buisnes thats the tourists :P

By: MZ

MZ — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:34:31 +0000

But these are, basically, tight jeans with holes cut out of the hips, right? The fact that they’re called “bikini jeans” doesn’t mean that they’re not something a trashy girl could do herself with an ordinary pair of jeans and a pair of scissors.

That aside, the flesh-spillage issue is too serious to ignore. Crapper.

By: James

James — Tue, 01 May 2007 14:11:21 +0000

sadly the people most likely to buy these will be getting them in a size 15+

my eyes my eyes….