Morning Tonic: Alexyss Tylor’s Vagina Power Halloween Show
Published by Joel April 19th, 2007 in Sex, TV, Tonic, Women. Share ThisMy new favorite sex adviser Alexyss Tylor dresses up like a “pilot”—not a Nazi, as I first thought—to discuss the nuances of wedding rings as “true nut brackets,” “salut[ing] the vagina,” and being a “pussy pilot” with her befuddled mother. Also, how government cheese locks up your bowels.
Bless you, Alexyss. I want to make the most respectful love to you so hard.
This is way too funny. It reminds me of the whole “pussy on a pedestal” argument from “The 40-Year-Old Virgin.”
“Pilot over the pussy.” Too damn funny.
Joel,
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This video is truly priceless.
There is a ton more videos on YouTube…they are all amazing!
“while you all at chuych”
Awesome.
Can next week’s theme be Alexyss Tylor?
My pussy is run by Pan Am - remember them? They do small flights from MA to Corning NY! And they rock me hard and I got jet fuel all up my rectum. The worst thing is that jet fuel and government cheese gives me farts that smell lik a dead body under john wayn gacey’s place. I think that is why I don’t have complete pussy power. My ass…..Please don’t tell Condy I have a pussy.
You are wrong! This buffoonish embarrassment of a black woman is wearing a Nazi Luftwaffe Officer’s cap. Elsewhere on her sight she wears an SS cap. But, to her credit, rather than malevolence, I think she is just too woefully ignorant to realize the significance of her Nazi accoutrement.
Now, while Alexyss does come off as brash, loud, somewhat uncouth, and bitter, she is speaking some hard truths….truths that we as women don’t want to think about or believe to be so. For anyone who watches this, get past the WAY she is speaking and get to the HEART of WHAT she is speaking. Take heed! Learn about the kinds of men she is speaking of and be on guard for your vagina! It deserves it!
This woman is whacked!
i love Alexyss so much that I made a breakcore remix of her called “body business”. You can find it at:
http://www.myspace.com/preshishmoments
or at:
http://www.preshishmoments.com
Thanks - I hope that I have done Alexyss Tylor justice
Hey, did you all know Alexyss has a myspace page at http://www.myspace.com/alexyssktylorvaginapower and a live call in internet talk show Monday and Wednesday nights at 9 pm eastern http://www.waen-atl.com. She is so much bigger than those youtube videos and she has hour long shows you can order.
I created a social network for Alexyss, her teachings and the teachings of Tantra/Sacred Sex. All are welcomed to join
http://sacredsex.me.com
I love you girl. Keep up the good work.This is your purpose in life to raise the women of the world up so that we can be the Goddess’s that we once were. I love you, stay strong and don’t let anything and any body come between you and your purpose. Peace to Vigina Power!!!