Mattel’s Barbie needs to take the stick out of her non-existent asshole. After 46 years of portraying an impossible role model for young ladies to pursue, you’d think that she might be able to deal with being the subject matter of São Paulo artist Karin Schwarz, who posed her in sexual positions with other Barbies in her paintings. They’re hung in a bar, Mattel, what’s the big deal? [southernvoice.com]