One thing bachelor parties must, must, must enforce is a sense of fun and embarrassment for the husband-to-be. There are infinite ways to accomplish this missive, but when the boys put him to task with a list of things he must acquire or accomplish for points, it’s nearly always a sure-fire hit. If you’re simply taking your man out on the town, here are some potential challenges we’ve culled, but I encourage you to contribute more as they occur to you.

None of these need be performed in order, save the first.

• The Preliminary Shot. Right off the bat, first things first. It will help him fortify his resolve to go forth and become the enormous asshole you require for the remainder of the evening. Make them a good n’ cheesy, like the Hairy Nipple, Anal Sex On the Beach, Rim Job, even the dreaded Purple Jesus. If you’ve gone to the right corny bar, the mixologist won’t require a recipe. Cruel friends may opt for more than one shot, but more than three in a row and you’re a pack of dicks.
(1 point)

• Strike out. Badly. Of course, this sounds easy, and it is, but when you know that the whole party is watching you and evaluating your body language, and hers, the pressure’s on and the tension can only build.
(2 points, 3 if she walks away, 5 if she throws a drink in his face, 10 if she actually leaves the bar.)

• The Phone Number. Also harder than it sounds when the gang is surveillant, but the bachelor must be able to get a girl’s digits. Said number must then be tested by the best man. If it goes to her cel or home phone, the mission is accomplished. If it rings a false number, the effort is null and void and must be attempted again.
(3 points)

• The Sympathy Drink. Actually it’s relatively easy to get a girl to buy a bachelor a round, especially if he’s obviously the focus of the party and says that it’s on his list of trials. Nevertheless, it’s embarrassing to have to ask; a nice girl will just offer.
(2 points)

• Shake The Moneymaker. Here’s where the challenges ramp up a little, separating the studs from the duds. All manner of resources are allowed, from promises of a bought round, to returned favors, but the bachelor somehow gets a girl to bed over and whake her ass. The trick is finding the right kind of girl at the right kind of bar. Caveat: Strip bars don’t count.
(3 points per girl, groups allowed!)

• The Twizzler Challenge. It’s a classic: The bachelor must entice a young lady to nibble a twizzler licorice out of his fly, in public. He can say it’s for his mission, he can beg and plead. It’s far easier to get a girl to do it in front of her friends than it is to get a single girl to do it, fyi.
(4 points)

• The Body Shot. About time for another drink, yes? Perhaps one from a cute girl’s navel, or even her decolletage? Manage this one without an apology, you will be evaluated by a judge from the group.
(5 points per, as it encourages excessive drinking.)

• The Public Snog. It’s a far cry from a blowjob in the bathroom, but it’s still up there in the risqué department, especially if your brother/father-in-law-to-be is along for the party and watching you make out with a different girl. NO PICTURES ALLOWED.
(7 points)

• Trophy Cups. If the bachelor is able to convince a young lass to remove her bra in public, he’s getting points.
(5 points, 7 if she lets him remove it, +3 bonus if she lets him keep it, +10 if he then wears it for at least an hour)

• The Anthony Michael Hall. That’s right, he’s got to go into the bathroom with a girl and come out with her panties. Men have inadvertently accomplished The Strike Out when attempting this one, beware.
(10 points)

• The Serenade. For some, this will prove to be one of the more challenging tasks. For others, it’s just a chance to show off and be an ass while embarrassing a completely innocent woman.
(5 points)

• The Barn Door. The Bachelor leaves his fly down. All night. Slightly off-putting for the boys, but increasingly disturbing for the man himself. He loses ten points if he ever zips up before a random girl, unprompted, tells him so.

• The Condom Fairy. Your man must submit to having about 20 assorted condoms pinned to his clothes. Perhaps he wears a name tag that says, “Hello, my name is: CONDOM FAIRY,” that’s the call of the Best Man. He then must wander the bar getting girls to take them off of him. Make sure at least one goes on his crotch. Easy task, slightly humiliating, and a very good way to familiarize him and his missions with random girls, segueing into conversations that may lead to other missives.
(10 points when all condoms are taken)

Depending on the whim of the party, you can set the point values and target number wherever you like.

Anyone have any other ideas for stupid/rotten/embarrassing/sexy/foolish tasks for the poor boob to accomplish?