Comments on: How To Have A Crappy Bachelor Party http://dethroner.com/2007/04/17/how-to-have-a-crappy-bachelor-party/ Where every man is king. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:36:13 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Andy http://dethroner.com/2007/04/17/how-to-have-a-crappy-bachelor-party/#comment-76261 Andy Wed, 18 Apr 2007 17:18:52 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/04/17/how-to-have-a-crappy-bachelor-party/#comment-76261 Ah. Went to UWEC myself. Nice residency trick. Ah. Went to UWEC myself. Nice residency trick.

]]> By: Alex http://dethroner.com/2007/04/17/how-to-have-a-crappy-bachelor-party/#comment-75430 Alex Tue, 17 Apr 2007 18:58:08 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/04/17/how-to-have-a-crappy-bachelor-party/#comment-75430 Nah, I'm not even from Sconnie. I just went to UWM and slung booze at the Safe House while working on my degree. Pulled a fast one, opened a dummy bank account with $100, paid taxes on the interest, voila - state residency status. Neato trick. Nah, I’m not even from Sconnie. I just went to UWM and slung booze at the Safe House while working on my degree.

Pulled a fast one, opened a dummy bank account with $100, paid taxes on the interest, voila - state residency status. Neato trick.

]]> By: Andy http://dethroner.com/2007/04/17/how-to-have-a-crappy-bachelor-party/#comment-75425 Andy Tue, 17 Apr 2007 18:51:39 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/04/17/how-to-have-a-crappy-bachelor-party/#comment-75425 You grew up in Milwaukee? Me too. I've been to the Safe House many times. Great place. You grew up in Milwaukee? Me too. I’ve been to the Safe House many times. Great place.

]]> By: Derek http://dethroner.com/2007/04/17/how-to-have-a-crappy-bachelor-party/#comment-75340 Derek Tue, 17 Apr 2007 16:38:39 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/04/17/how-to-have-a-crappy-bachelor-party/#comment-75340 Oh come on. When else in your life would you order a "Hail to the Chief?" :-) Actually, one of the worst Bachelor Parties made a stop at the Safe House. The best man had visions of a Tom Hanks-esque shin-dig. At the Safe House, the groom's beverage of choice for his Hail was... wait for it... Merlot. (to the uninitiated, a "Hail to the Chief" is more of an experience than a drink - the person getting it is taken downstairs into a dark room and sat in a chair, which then is later hoisted up through a secret trap door in the dance floor while music and lights go off and "Hail to the Chief" is played. Maybe Alex could fill in the gaps.) Other highlights? Several breeches of the code of silence which I must endure to this day from my wife "People seriously let the stripper do (censored) to (censored) while (censored)ing?!!?" (no, years later I'm still not spilling the beans). The other kicker? The best man started dating the stripper. That made outing out with the whole group of friends a bit awkward (because of the above breech). (I'd second the suggestion - if you're ever in Milwaukee, have someone take you to the Safe House, just not for a Bachelor Party. It's something to experience at least once. Yes it is corny theme, but its authentic corny theme and not mass produced chair bar/restaurant theme.) Oh come on. When else in your life would you order a “Hail to the Chief?” :-)

Actually, one of the worst Bachelor Parties made a stop at the Safe House. The best man had visions of a Tom Hanks-esque shin-dig. At the Safe House, the groom’s beverage of choice for his Hail was… wait for it… Merlot. (to the uninitiated, a “Hail to the Chief” is more of an experience than a drink - the person getting it is taken downstairs into a dark room and sat in a chair, which then is later hoisted up through a secret trap door in the dance floor while music and lights go off and “Hail to the Chief” is played. Maybe Alex could fill in the gaps.)

Other highlights? Several breeches of the code of silence which I must endure to this day from my wife “People seriously let the stripper do (censored) to (censored) while (censored)ing?!!?” (no, years later I’m still not spilling the beans). The other kicker? The best man started dating the stripper. That made outing out with the whole group of friends a bit awkward (because of the above breech).

(I’d second the suggestion - if you’re ever in Milwaukee, have someone take you to the Safe House, just not for a Bachelor Party. It’s something to experience at least once. Yes it is corny theme, but its authentic corny theme and not mass produced chair bar/restaurant theme.)

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