This one’s for the boys in the Lone Star State only!

Assuming that your wallet, like everything else in Texas, is big, here’s a great idea for a bachelor party: spend the day driving over a million dollars’ worth of sports cars.

DFI Elite Auto Rental, based in Dallas, Ft. Worth, Houston, Austin, and San Antonio will happily make this a possibility for you by way of their new program, DFW Drive Your Dream . They have several packages to offer in varying budgets, but the gist is essentially the same in each: You get to spend 20-30 minutes driving fantastically expensive luxury sports cars back to back over a pre-planned 250 mile course. A break in the middle promises a great lunch, and they send you home with a framed picture of your group with the vehicles.

Group rates are offered, and there are several tiers of horsepower available, each with it’ll-never-be-this-good-again-I-might-as-well-kill-myself-now droolworthy cars, the likes of which frequently get destroyed in Hollywood blockbusters. The rods you’ll drive in the cheapest package ($539 per person) are all convertibles, and include a ‘65 Corvette, ‘05 Dodge Viper SRT-10, a ‘05 Lotus Elise, a Mercedes SLK55, and a ‘05 Porsche Boxter Cabriolet.

However, if you have the dosh (and the balls), perhaps you’ll fork over the $1389 per person to drive the dream cars in the image above.

Caveats: nobody under 25 years old may drive the vehicles, your own insurance must cover all damages, and passengers must pay 35% of the rate just to ride alongside of you.