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Is it wrong that the scathing reviews of theme restaurant Ninja New York have done nothing to quench my thirst to be served sake by the half-liter by deadly assassins? Even worse than theme restaurant—anathema to New Yorkers—it’s an old theme restaurant, and supposedly expensive, to (tabi) boot.

But whatever. I can think of at least one friend of mine who will be joining me at NInja New York the next time he is in town. I want to dine in a place with secret passageways, explosions, and nooks where ninja hide to drop frop the ceiling. I mean, they even train attractive lady ninja how to serve cocktails with a sword! I’ll drop 100 bucks a person to check that out. Once.

Restaurant Home Page [Ninja New York]
Another review [LowerManhattan.info]


6 Responses to “Cornball Dining: Ninja New York”

  1. 1 Kat

    dude. you know I’ll go with you.

  2. 2 Nova

    I went there with a group last summer. It was a great time and I personally really enjoyed the food too

  3. 3 Nova

    I don’t know if they still have it, but if you read out the titles of their drinks in order, it is considered a “magic spell” and you get bottomless sangria all night

  4. 4 Lee

    I’m so there the next time I visit NYC

  5. 5 Amanda

    Wow. If they had one of these in Boston, I might never leave.

  6. 6 John H

    I went to Ninja New York last year, and it was fantastic. Sure it’s expensive, but you’re paying for a theme park *and* for really good food.

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