Comments on: Baby Named “Metallica” http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/ Where every man is king. Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:06:33 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Metallica http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/comment-page-1/#comment-85054 Metallica Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:46:06 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/#comment-85054 Dude, if she's a girl she's gonna hate. think about kurt kobain's kid, that pinkish girl who wants to sing with christina aguilera.Maybe young bright metallica will listen to RBD or britney spears/pussycat dolls or shit. Dude, if she’s a girl she’s gonna hate. think about kurt kobain’s kid, that pinkish girl who wants to sing with christina aguilera.Maybe young bright metallica will listen to RBD or britney spears/pussycat dolls or shit.

]]> By: Alex http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/comment-page-1/#comment-64484 Alex Sat, 07 Apr 2007 00:17:42 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/#comment-64484 Verucca. Good name for a girl. Verucca. Good name for a girl.

]]> By: Xtine http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/comment-page-1/#comment-62693 Xtine Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:25:41 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/#comment-62693 Jaundice is pretty. I've often thought the same of Syphilis. See, this is why we can't have children. Jaundice is pretty. I’ve often thought the same of Syphilis. See, this is why we can’t have children.

]]> By: Alex http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/comment-page-1/#comment-62621 Alex Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:45:38 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/#comment-62621 I dunno, I think "Metallica" makes a pretty decent chick name. It sounds glittered and feminine, while also smacking of some kind of edge. I'd like to think that a child raised by parents who'd name her thusly would grow into a name like that. On the other hand, I also think that Jaundice sounds like a perfectly nice girl's name, like Candice, or Beatrice. I dunno, I think “Metallica” makes a pretty decent chick name. It sounds glittered and feminine, while also smacking of some kind of edge. I’d like to think that a child raised by parents who’d name her thusly would grow into a name like that.

On the other hand, I also think that Jaundice sounds like a perfectly nice girl’s name, like Candice, or Beatrice.

]]> By: Rye http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/comment-page-1/#comment-62566 Rye Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:38:17 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/#comment-62566 I think you should be able to name your child anything you want, feel free to run wild with the implications of this. Having said that, I think parent's should just be aware that while they may feel they are just damn clever for besotting their darling child with the "best" name ever, their kid is getting the ever-loving shit kicked out of them at school. There's nothing quite like pre-emptively nuking your child's social existence from the womb. I think you should be able to name your child anything you want, feel free to run wild with the implications of this.
Having said that, I think parent’s should just be aware that while they may feel they are just damn clever for besotting their darling child with the “best” name ever, their kid is getting the ever-loving shit kicked out of them at school.
There’s nothing quite like pre-emptively nuking your child’s social existence from the womb.

]]> By: Xtine http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/comment-page-1/#comment-62542 Xtine Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:19:49 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/04/05/baby-named-metallica/#comment-62542 My favorite weird celebrity kid name is Pilot Inspektor. Moxie Crimefighter is pretty cool, too, though. My favorite weird celebrity kid name is Pilot Inspektor. Moxie Crimefighter is pretty cool, too, though.

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