Add a little fun to your oriental dishes (or, you know, whatever) by making origami cranes out of wonton paper. A quick blast in the microwave will help them keep their shape when you drop them in oil.
Edible Origami [Evil Mad Scientist via Kottke]

Wired has a list of office pranks “for nerds,” collecting most of the usual suspects, like changing the screen saver to a shot of Windows’ “blue screen of death” or changing a co-worker’s keyboard layout to Dvorak. April Fool’s Day is on a Monday this year, but that’s sort of perfect—none of your compatriots will [...]

Where to begin with this creepy and utterly useless piece in today’s New York Times about people who are rejected because they have strange apartments? Could it be the comedy “REJECTED” stamps photoshopped onto images of pathetic (but rich!) schlubs who occasionally don’t get laid because they have Lego in their apartments? (I’ll admit it, [...]

Are you sitting down? Into a bathtub of tears? Unwrapping a cupcake filled only with pain?
Perhaps then you are prepared for the most gut-wrenching puppet story since Howdy Doody was infested by nematodes: Sad Kermit covering the Johnny Cash version of “Hurt.”
Bonus: Johnny Cash on the Muppet Show [YouTube]

All times Eastern.
• 6PM, History Channel - Man, Moment, Machine: Galileo and the Sinful Spyglass. recalling Galileo’s observations with his telescope on Jan. 7 1610 and how his view that the universe is not geocentric put him in opposition with the Roman Catholic church.
• 6pm, HGTV - Look What I Did!: Shark Shower,Custom Kitchens, Art [...]

First of all, allow me to apologize for this week’s picture—it’s the same one as last week. I did take a new one this morning, but unfortunately I left it at home and therefore can’t upload it right now. Tonight I’ll upload it and edit this post to include the new image, but I’m sorry [...]