Comments on: Economical Fiction: Stories In Only Six Words

By: Allen

Allen — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:11:23 +0000

Thank God my ancestors left Britain :-)

(Don’t get nose out of joint);

I wouldn’t have any other ethnicity.

By: Benny

Benny — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:42:34 +0000

1. Dropped my Coldplay tape; Bowie saw.

2. They wouldn’t understand, those with continence.

By: eddie

eddie — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 21:33:39 +0000

I am awarding myself second place in this contest. I really like mine best, but the winner made me smile.

By: Josh Kimball

Josh Kimball — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:05:15 +0000

Twitter? It lived. Briefly.

(Brevity!)

By: andrew

andrew — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 18:45:41 +0000

http://www.klippert.com/tcc/blog/pics/Dvorak.jpg
theres three right there

qwerty was designed to be inefficient so that typewriters would not get jammed

dvorak is trying to be as efficient as possible

By: kajo

kajo — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 15:58:43 +0000

Space: final frontier. Then kill bitch.

By: Floriduh

Floriduh — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 13:59:25 +0000

Pausing midstroke, he noticed the sirens.

Stavros FTW!!!!

By: stavrosthewonderchicken

stavrosthewonderchicken — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:53:51 +0000

My attempts from the Metafilter thread a while back:

The sin? Goo. Larry, it y…
Meat deprecated. All hail new flesh!
Bombs fall, AI launch: cleansing fire.
Cockroach cluster, anthrax ripple. Mideast war!
Christ returns. “What?! Tack him up!”
Pluto unplanet? Sentient iceball devours Earth!
Hero journeys, returns. Lessons are learned.
“You ain’t from here, are ya?”
“My balls!” shouted the president. “Balls!”
Ignorance strength, war peace: Miller time!
Eschaton immanentized, gods materialize, fan beshitted.
Pausing midstroke, he noticed the sirens.
Love lost, subsequently found. (Needs padding.)
War hell, civilian boredom. Clock tower!
Peak oil, long pork. American century.
Brain surgery, home kit, big mistake.

By: Malcolm Owen

Malcolm Owen — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:53:40 +0000

McJob: Start low, Stay at Bottom

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:06:02 +0000

Well, I really don’t know, actually.
Goddamned Tim switched it on the Mac.
Barely got it back to normal.
How many kinds of dvorak exist?
I hear dvorak’s better (say geeks).
Why would you want to switch?

By: andrew

andrew — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:31:51 +0000

i’ve always wanted to switch to dvorak, which format did you use.

By: andrew

andrew — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:30:48 +0000

Stomp it to my beat you.

This song is just 6 words long.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:30:30 +0000

That was dvorak, for “Goddamned Tim switched keyboard to dvorak!” for those who were wondering.

On that note, the winner is… BG, with “Losing creative spark… call Ted McGinley!”

Congrats, sir. You will be contacted for your coordinates shortly.

By: andrew

andrew — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:27:01 +0000

Leo ruined all of the fun.

By: andrew

andrew — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:22:37 +0000

I impregnated my girlfriend. Shotgun wedding.

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:13:21 +0000

Ireeamb.e Ycm o,cyjd.e t.fxrape yr ekrpat!

By: gergtreble

gergtreble — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:28:31 +0000

You! Spelled Guardian wrong up there!

By: Joz

Joz — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:00:12 +0000

You walked by. My pants expanded.

(It’s a love story.)