Comments on: Testosterone Television: Monday, March 26th

By: andrew

andrew — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:06:37 +0000

how its made rocks.

By: Nougat

Nougat — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:10:38 +0000

The only crime drama I like is The Shield. Michael Chiklis has certainly gained some testosterone since The Commish. Does Veronica Mars count as crime drama? It’s my estrogen entertainment.

By: Kat

Kat — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 14:37:53 +0000

That Madrid’s big dig show sucks. It’s like Real World: Spanish Construction. They spent a lot of time telling you people’s funny names, and then watching them argue in Spanish. Less talk, more giant cutting heads ripping into rock, please.

Also, you forgot the best regular use of molten metal on TV - How it’s Made.

By: frigg

frigg — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 14:31:09 +0000

Addendum: Served silently, in something skimpy.

(Jeez, like I wasn’t in trouble enough…)

I guess my mind is still reeling over the panda shit. I mean, really, 100 lbs?!?!?!?!?

By: frigg

frigg — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 14:28:48 +0000

Did I miss something? Is this a new thing?

This is a pretty sweet feature. Well done, Susie.

I hope this added work doesn’t hamper your God-ordained duty to prepare delicious snacks and cold ones for Joel as he watches these insightful telecasts.

By: Rye

Rye — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:37:35 +0000

Yes, because you don’t have to suspend your disbelief for any other show on television.

By: randy

randy — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 05:14:26 +0000

CSI is for chicks and emo fans. How many police departments can afford a mass spectrometer?

By: joflow

joflow — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:30:04 +0000

Agreed, I can’t get into 24 either. I opted for Festival Express and then Bourdain.

By: andrew

andrew — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 00:05:05 +0000

24 sucks almost as hard as csi, and if you ask which csi you missed the point.

alligator is delicious thought i had some recently. one of best things about being from louisiana is the seafood.

By: Rye

Rye — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 23:19:58 +0000

Damn straight, Horatio Caine has the highest body count of any cop/ciminalist that I can remember in recent TV history, that badass is a one-man testosterone factory. I can’t speak to 24, I’ve never even seen an episode.

By: chris

chris — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:46:17 +0000

Yeah, you forgot to mention CSI:Miami on that list. In tonights episode, Horatio Caine removes his sunglasses and beams of concentrated fucking awesomeness blaze forth from his eyes, obliterating all foolish mortals who defy him.

But good job giving a nod to Chef Bourdain, I want to be his heterosexual life-partner.

Also, alligator is damn tasty.

By: Danny

Danny — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:54:18 +0000

24 has gotten old. Not to mention that if it was called 16 I’d be much more likely to watch it. I’m sorry I cant commit 20ish (nearly consecutive) weeks to anything let alone a television show. If you miss one episode you are horribly lost and might as well give up. There are just too many plot twists, its as if the writes think “we’ve gone 85 minutes, time to spice things up a bit”. After a while, it gets tiresome and stale.

Besides, real men take full advantage of the 500 channels their ridiculously uneccessary satellite package provides.

By: JJT

JJT — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:28:27 +0000

I have to chime in and say any testosterone viewing guide that does not include 24 is not quite full of testosterone.

By: senseigmg

senseigmg — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:00:38 +0000

duuuuude, i hated it too, i started on season 4. It becomes very addicting, very fast.

By: Joel

Joel — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:51:06 +0000

24 is hype! I tried watching the first season and thought it… not good!

By: Rye

Rye — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:47:49 +0000

C’mon, you gotta add at least one of the CSI series. Its like the New Millenia version of Law & Order, at any hour of the day some channel is playing some episode of one of the CSI series.

By: senseigmg

senseigmg — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:39:19 +0000

24 rocks, you’re lacking testosterone.

By: Susie

Susie — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 20:35:05 +0000

24 sucks.