All times Eastern.
• 7PM, Food Network - Good Eats: The Pouch Principal. Alton Brown practices pouch cookery.
• 7PM, History Channel - Modern Marvels: Lube Job. the history and uses of lubrication and lubricants are explored from chariot wheels to the Mars rovers.
• 7PM, Discovery Channel - Mega Builders: Madrid’s Big Dig. German engineers in Madrid design a tunneling machine to create an underground ring road.
• 7PM, National Geographic Channel - Is it Real: Feral Children. feral children who have grown up without human contact are examined in an attempt to separate fact from fiction.
• 8PM, Discovery Channel - Dirty Jobs: Dirtiest Animals. Mike works with various animals, trying his hand as a pig farmer, a zookeeper, a chicken sexer, a horse breeder, a farrier, and a doggy daycare worker.
• 9PM, Travel Channel - Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman:Gulf Coast. Andrw cruises the gulf coast chowing down on squirrel, nutria, alligator, turducken, opossum, and raccoon.
• 9PM, Discovery Channel - Futureweapons: Immediate Action. common remotly operated weapon system, an anti-personnel mine destroyer, the boomerang mobile sniper-detection system.
• 9PM, History Channel - Digging for Truth: Stonehenge of the Americas. a trek to the Tiwanaku archaeological site in Bolivia to explore large monoliths that have been compared to Stonehenge and to discuss the comparisons.
• 9PM, IFC - Festival Express(movie): following Janis Joplin, the Greatfull Dead, the Band, Buddy Guy, New Riders of the Purple Stage and the flying Burrito Brothers as they tour Canada by train in 1970. featuring shenanigans and performance footage. the films release was delayed for more than 3 decades due to fights between promoters and producers.
• 10PM, Travel Channel - Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations: Mexico/US Border. Tony visits towns on both sides of the Tex-Mex border. Samples authentic texmex in Del Rio TX, nachos in Piedras Negras Mexico, and homemade food in Monterrey.
• 10:30PM, DIY - Barkitecture: Five Bulldogs. the bulldog breed is discussed including tips on how to avoid overheating, Kenny designs a custom water trough for a family with 5 bulldogs.
• 11PM, Discovery Channel - Mythbusters: More Myths Revisited. Jamie and Adam revisit some of their most controversial myths and repeat their experiments to see if their original answers were valid.
• 11PM, Animal Planet - Buggin with Ruud: Island of Giant Bugs. Ruud travels to new guinea to examine some of their biggest bugs in the world including spiders, stick insects, beetles, and butterflies.
• 11PM, Comedy Central - Daily Show: Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass)
• 11:30PM, Comedy Central - Colbert Report: Activist John Perry Barlow
Testosterone Television doesn’t have 24 on the list? Jack Bauer will be after you.
arrrrrghhhhh …too many concurrent shows and not enough dvr threads!
24 sucks.
24 rocks, you’re lacking testosterone.
C’mon, you gotta add at least one of the CSI series. Its like the New Millenia version of Law & Order, at any hour of the day some channel is playing some episode of one of the CSI series.
24 is hype! I tried watching the first season and thought it… not good!
duuuuude, i hated it too, i started on season 4. It becomes very addicting, very fast.
I have to chime in and say any testosterone viewing guide that does not include 24 is not quite full of testosterone.
24 has gotten old. Not to mention that if it was called 16 I’d be much more likely to watch it. I’m sorry I cant commit 20ish (nearly consecutive) weeks to anything let alone a television show. If you miss one episode you are horribly lost and might as well give up. There are just too many plot twists, its as if the writes think “we’ve gone 85 minutes, time to spice things up a bit”. After a while, it gets tiresome and stale.
Besides, real men take full advantage of the 500 channels their ridiculously uneccessary satellite package provides.
Yeah, you forgot to mention CSI:Miami on that list. In tonights episode, Horatio Caine removes his sunglasses and beams of concentrated fucking awesomeness blaze forth from his eyes, obliterating all foolish mortals who defy him.
But good job giving a nod to Chef Bourdain, I want to be his heterosexual life-partner.
Also, alligator is damn tasty.
Damn straight, Horatio Caine has the highest body count of any cop/ciminalist that I can remember in recent TV history, that badass is a one-man testosterone factory. I can’t speak to 24, I’ve never even seen an episode.
24 sucks almost as hard as csi, and if you ask which csi you missed the point.
alligator is delicious thought i had some recently. one of best things about being from louisiana is the seafood.
Agreed, I can’t get into 24 either. I opted for Festival Express and then Bourdain.
CSI is for chicks and emo fans. How many police departments can afford a mass spectrometer?
Yes, because you don’t have to suspend your disbelief for any other show on television.
Did I miss something? Is this a new thing?
This is a pretty sweet feature. Well done, Susie.
I hope this added work doesn’t hamper your God-ordained duty to prepare delicious snacks and cold ones for Joel as he watches these insightful telecasts.
Addendum: Served silently, in something skimpy.
(Jeez, like I wasn’t in trouble enough…)
I guess my mind is still reeling over the panda shit. I mean, really, 100 lbs?!?!?!?!?
That Madrid’s big dig show sucks. It’s like Real World: Spanish Construction. They spent a lot of time telling you people’s funny names, and then watching them argue in Spanish. Less talk, more giant cutting heads ripping into rock, please.
Also, you forgot the best regular use of molten metal on TV - How it’s Made.
The only crime drama I like is The Shield. Michael Chiklis has certainly gained some testosterone since The Commish. Does Veronica Mars count as crime drama? It’s my estrogen entertainment.
how its made rocks.