Comments on: My Hymen Belongs To Daddy: Purity Balls http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/ Where every man is king. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 08:50:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: mojoandy http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-49884 mojoandy Tue, 27 Mar 2007 16:14:43 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-49884 As a father of three young girls, I honestly hate the thought of Hormone Harry coming to visit a decade from now. That said, if I tried to shackle them up and force them to wear a chastity belt (as this seems to be one step removed from) it's just going to make everyone miserable and painfully confused in their approach to a healthy perspective on sex. Our society is screwed up enough on this topic, I don't want to make it worse one kid at a time. My approach (which will likely change depending on how much I hate their boyfriends) will be to talk to them openly about the good and bad of an active sex life and the risks involved, make sure they avoid dangerous situations, and know that they can talk and rely on their parents no matter what -- and no secrets need to exist. Combine that with the slow pawn's march of giving them bits of responsibility to give them the chance to earn trust I believe they'll do the right thing and take things at a safe pace that's comfortable to them. But if some guy tries to bang them under my roof, I'll murderize him. Oh, and the best line I ever heard to use on a new suitor for your little girl? Lean in close to the bastard and whisper: "I'm not afraid to go back to prison." As a father of three young girls, I honestly hate the thought of Hormone Harry coming to visit a decade from now.

That said, if I tried to shackle them up and force them to wear a chastity belt (as this seems to be one step removed from) it’s just going to make everyone miserable and painfully confused in their approach to a healthy perspective on sex. Our society is screwed up enough on this topic, I don’t want to make it worse one kid at a time.

My approach (which will likely change depending on how much I hate their boyfriends) will be to talk to them openly about the good and bad of an active sex life and the risks involved, make sure they avoid dangerous situations, and know that they can talk and rely on their parents no matter what — and no secrets need to exist. Combine that with the slow pawn’s march of giving them bits of responsibility to give them the chance to earn trust I believe they’ll do the right thing and take things at a safe pace that’s comfortable to them.

But if some guy tries to bang them under my roof, I’ll murderize him.

Oh, and the best line I ever heard to use on a new suitor for your little girl? Lean in close to the bastard and whisper: “I’m not afraid to go back to prison.”

]]> By: Alex http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-49662 Alex Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:26:12 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-49662 Bob: Thanks to people like you I'm forced to reconcile with the inescapable fact that I've been making a total asshole of myself for <i>years</i>. Thank you! Bob: Thanks to people like you I’m forced to reconcile with the inescapable fact that I’ve been making a total asshole of myself for years. Thank you!

]]> By: Bob http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-49199 Bob Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:17:31 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-49199 I don't think hoi polloi means what you think it means. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoi_polloi I don’t think hoi polloi means what you think it means. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoi_polloi

]]> By: eddie http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-49019 eddie Mon, 26 Mar 2007 21:38:07 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-49019 purity pledge= 'technical virginity' all anal all the time purity pledge= ‘technical virginity’ all anal all the time

]]> By: mo http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48821 mo Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:36:16 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48821 NPR did a story on these things (not specifically "purity balls", but some other "abstinence 'til marriage" pledge to your parents program) a year or more ago. A study done at the time showed that it had no affect what so ever. NPR did a story on these things (not specifically “purity balls”, but some other “abstinence ’til marriage” pledge to your parents program) a year or more ago. A study done at the time showed that it had no affect what so ever.

]]> By: Pete http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48814 Pete Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:23:09 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48814 Here I was thinking "purity balls" were a completely different thing. Made of metal perhaps.... Here I was thinking “purity balls” were a completely different thing. Made of metal perhaps….

]]> By: Rye http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48786 Rye Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:43:09 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48786 I think Bruce Willis said it best when asked about how he was coping with his daughters advancing into dating age. "I'm hoping that if I kill the first one, the rest will stop coming." Having an entire society event focused around this issues is not only creepy its ironic. The easiest way to assure that a child will do something is to shine a real big spotlight on it and then tell them its forbidden. Does anyone remember the garden of Eden? I think Bruce Willis said it best when asked about how he was coping with his daughters advancing into dating age.
“I’m hoping that if I kill the first one, the rest will stop coming.”
Having an entire society event focused around this issues is not only creepy its ironic. The easiest way to assure that a child will do something is to shine a real big spotlight on it and then tell them its forbidden. Does anyone remember the garden of Eden?

]]> By: joflow http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48784 joflow Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:35:54 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48784 Yeaaaaah. As much as I get a father wanting to protect his daughter from the thousands of naer-do-wells that are...well, US... that's some creepy shit. Your article title didn't help :) Yeaaaaah. As much as I get a father wanting to protect his daughter from the thousands of naer-do-wells that are…well, US… that’s some creepy shit. Your article title didn’t help :)

]]> By: Alex http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48777 Alex Mon, 26 Mar 2007 16:28:19 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48777 Another article on the matter: <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070322/lf_afp/afplifestyleussexchastity_070322082138" rel="nofollow">No Sex Please, We're Daddy's Little Girls</a> Another article on the matter: No Sex Please, We’re Daddy’s Little Girls

]]> By: Queenie http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48753 Queenie Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:46:08 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48753 Try 16. Call me immature but the word purity next to the word balls makes me laugh. Try 16. Call me immature but the word purity next to the word balls makes me laugh.

]]> By: Adam B http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48748 Adam B Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:41:48 +0000 http://dethroner.com/2007/03/26/my-hymen-belongs-to-daddy-purity-balls/#comment-48748 and yet, the vast majority of the girls will have broken this sacred promise by age 20. and yet, the vast majority of the girls will have broken this sacred promise by age 20.

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