It bears mentioning right off the bat that the furniture being saluted here is marketed for kids and teens. It’s arguably rather juvenile and ridiculous for me to be so attracted to this stuff. Nevertheless, wow, do I want this stuff.

Being a lesser mammal, I am prone to being easily distracted by anything shiny that moves, and therefore I drool over anything chrome plated and on casters. The unit featured here is the “Monster 10 Drawer Mechanic Chest”, retails at the link below for $458.46 before shipping. You’ll find it elsewhere for a lot more, especially after shipping, so I’d start here first.

It’s perfect for storing your S&M gear, your sex toys, your tattoo equipment, or y’know, your socks, underwear and some tee shirts.

product page [everythingfurniture.com]