Don’t Have Sex With Dead Deer In Wisconsin
6 Comments Published by Alex March 22nd, 2007 in Sex, Tonic. Share This
I’m awfully tempted to start a recurring column called “Sconnywatch” or something, because freaky shit always seems to be going down out there. Sometimes it’s a weird sex thing. Sometimes it’s a bizarre killing. Sometimes it’s bestiality. The news flash of the day: all three!
20 year old Bryan James Hathaway of Superior, WI has just been convicted of having necro-bestiality with a dead deer. This occured nearly two years after he killed and screwed a horse. (Spare the ‘piece of ass’ jokes.)
Hathaway was presumably unable to drive to Indiana to beat their clock on the passing of a recent bill to ban sex with animals.
Man Gets Probation for Dead Deer Sex [hosted.ap.org]
Say what you will about Wisconsin; we’ve got nothing on Florida, where so much weird shit happens that Fark has a category just for them.
I only focus on Wisconsin because I lived there long enough to understand the fucked-up nature of the place (though I can’t verbalize why, I can only cite examples). Sure, Florida and California both trump Wisconsin for weird shit frequency, but there’s a certain je ne sais quoi to the weirdness of the Cheesehead state.
I suspect that the freakouts that happen in the sunnier states are the result of overstimulation and the resulting fried circuits; whereas in a state like wisconsin, it’s more the result of isolation, coupled with just plain psychic slime that the area seems to be saturated with.
Once again, I draw folks’ attention to the marvelous work by Michael Lesy, Wisconsin Death Trip, which summarizes how the town of Black River Falls went to Hell in the 1890’s. Somehow the legacy of those dark and harrowing days seems to have left lingering traces behind…
Buck the Fadgers
I’m just waiting for the time someone provides a new meaning for “cheesehead”.
I am from Wisconsin and have never fornicated with a dead deer. A few hogs perhaps, but no deer.
I too am from Wisconsin (originally, though I got the hell out and live pretty much as far away as you can get!) and I agree that this is unsurprising. I feel that something in the air made people strange there…not literally something in the air, but certainly there was a something about the people and their attitude that sets the place apart-and not in a good way. Sometimes it seemed like the cruel and dark places in people’s hearts were the things that grew and took over. Its so hard to describe preciscely what I mean, unless you have lived it. I grew up in WI and lets just say, it wasn’t all a good experience.
Besides, if you want proof…Wisconsin has made the list with some of the most notorious serial killers of all time…and in a very creepy way…Dahmer, Gein…
I think its the winters!