Comments on: Newt Gingrich Is A Fucko

By: crazyandy

crazyandy — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 13:29:25 +0000

so yeah, my step-dad used to beat up newt gingrich in elementary school.

i just always thought that was funny.

By: dmilton

dmilton — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:55:46 +0000

This thread is officially stopped down.

We can all go back to work now.

*THREAD CLOSED*

By: dmilton

dmilton — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:40:23 +0000

That’s the ticket joflow. I appreciate you taking the time to descend from your throne and join us the unwashed masses in the mires of this discussion. But it appears you are firmly perched atop it once again.

You engage in this concersation. Use terminology such as ‘cocksmooch’. And now criticize. That lube joke must have hit home.

By: Rye

Rye — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:39:41 +0000

I do very much love this Blog.

By: E.T.Cook

E.T.Cook — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:37:53 +0000

Alex. No worries. I have loved your contribution to this site thus far. No more politics eh ;) Let’s fight about hairstyles and boxers vs briefs.

By: E.T.Cook

E.T.Cook — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:34:27 +0000

Turn on my brain? joflow. Not one single individual here agrees with you, regardless of “substantiations”. I find it quite humorous that you rebuke me for utilizing “potty-words”, yet you yourself said “cocksmooch” earlier. Your hypocrisy knows no bounds.

It seems to me that a majority of the people who have commented here agree that the post was politically motivated…yet we are the ones that need to turn on our brain. How grand of you to enlighten us with your superior opinion joflow, however lonesome you might be in its possession.

By: joflow

joflow — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:33:34 +0000

Per Alex’s request, I’m done. Sorry ’bout that.

By: joflow

joflow — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:31:50 +0000

And dmilton brings it all together with a gay sex reference. Now this post has all three essential components of internet dumbfuck arguing

ALL CAPS
Made up potty words
gay sex reference

Way to go, guys, you’ve hit the Interweb Triple-Lindy. You are now officially dumbfucks on the internet.

By: dmilton

dmilton — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:31:19 +0000

I forgive you Alex

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:31:09 +0000

In other words, please help me minimize the fallout and dissent and shut the fuck up on this one already, pretty please with crack babies on top?

By: dmilton

dmilton — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:30:43 +0000

I will troll this bitch to the ground and take all of you with me.

By: Alex

Alex — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:29:44 +0000

….and *THAT*, gentles, is why one of the first things Joel told me when he hired me is to talk about anything and everything, minus politics and religion.
And it’s now a lesson I won’t forget again.

I’m the real fucko here, my bad.

By the way, just for the record, I’m not a democrat or a republican or a libertarian. I’m neither christian, jew or muslim.

However, I am first and foremost a New Yorker, and not far behind that, a numbskull who reserves the right to be completely full of shit on any given subject at any given time.

By: dmilton

dmilton — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:28:15 +0000

Boom muthafuckin Boom.

I AM SO TOTALLY AWESOME.

PWN my flawless balls joflow.

Fucko

By: joflow

joflow — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:28:01 +0000

While you are certainly hysterical on the internets for using the word “cock-gobbletry”, just SAYING that you (or rye) are right doesn’t make you right. I backed up my case with facts and common sense. You act like a 12-year old who just got an AOL account and has to type in all caps and make up hilarious potty-words.

Its “unique standing among the posts” is as an aside, barely to be glanced at, mostly there to provide the link to the off-site story. Yes, surely people in political office have done much more hypocritical and horrible things. But not TODAY. Not even in the last month or so, not on this level. So here this post is, in all its ass-puckering retard-inciting glory, setting the brains of retards internet-wide ablaze with rage and confusion.

“and his great the spirit of his great posts prior” Huh?

Yes, of course it was a joke. I pretty much never use the word “pwned” seriously, like most of the planet. I can’t tell if you’re new to the internet, or just a socially inept shut-in. Either way, c’mon guy, turn on your brain.

By: E.T.Cook

E.T.Cook — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:26:12 +0000

BTW: dmilton is correct. Alex. Clinton was impeached.

By: Dexter

Dexter — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:17:26 +0000

Did I accidentally click on dailykos?

By: dmilton

dmilton — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:17:16 +0000

Don’t be so hard on joflow E.T.Cook. Obviously he was unable to grab the subtleties of my post. It is deceptively hard to lubricate a young boy’s anus and read blog posts simultaneously.

By: E.T.Cook

E.T.Cook — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:13:33 +0000

joflow,

dmilton = pwned? How so. He was joking obviously. I am still waiting for you to say that you were joking…because I am giving you the benefit of the doubt, and hoping that you aren’t as stupid as you seem.