This couldn’t have been more perfectly timed, while we’re talking about cleaning and maids on the tail end of our own little fashion week:

Supermodel (and uberbitch) Naomi Campbell got pissed off at her maid last year because a pair of her jeans went missing,. Instead of firing her, suing her, or publically trashing her like a good little celebrity does in the media, Naomi just chucked her swavorski crystal-encrusted blackberry at the woman, hitting her in the noggin. Injured her enough to require a hospital visit. Nice aim, bitch.

Naomi Campbell was sentenced for her attack: She has had to pay for the maid’s medical expenses, attend two days of anger management classes, and today she began the third part of the ruling: she’s going to spend the next five days cleaning a public garage as part of her community service.

Campbell Begins Community Service in NYC [redorbit.com]