How in the world can that man walk at all? I writhe in pain whenever my normal pants start to squish my schnuts. I cannot imagine what would happen to me if I wore pants to tight that my bits couldn’t move at all.
You can actually SEE his potential future offspring cringing in pain!
Oh, the humanity of it all!
Men’s fashion tip to gain from such an atrocious spectacle as this:
Never, under any circumstance, let your mother still allow to dress you after infancy; because it has a way of biting you in the harshest way afterward.
If those pants were any tighter you might just be able to make out his religion. I’m sure there was a lubricant involved in shoe-horning him into those.
Best picture ever.
That is foul, and painful, and hideous. Also, what is that he’s drinking, a cream soda?
amazing! I want to be him for a day
How in the world can that man walk at all? I writhe in pain whenever my normal pants start to squish my schnuts. I cannot imagine what would happen to me if I wore pants to tight that my bits couldn’t move at all.
You can actually SEE his potential future offspring cringing in pain!
Oh, the humanity of it all!
Men’s fashion tip to gain from such an atrocious spectacle as this:
Never, under any circumstance, let your mother still allow to dress you after infancy; because it has a way of biting you in the harshest way afterward.
Howd you get that picture of me?
I need new pants.
its a shame no one made a joke about her being the fashion tip
such as “exactly, how can you wear a white hat with a white tank top.”
You mean, “Don’t carry sausage in your jeans?”
If those pants were any tighter you might just be able to make out his religion. I’m sure there was a lubricant involved in shoe-horning him into those.
Damnit Edward!
Took my line. Hehe.
So do we call it Man-Toe? Camel Joe? Roadkill? It must be named!
I call it Moose Knuckle…….
More zoom, please.