Steak and BJ Day
Published by Joel March 14th, 2007.Although I find the notion that Valentine’s Day is all about the women in the first place—Susie is much better to me on V Day than I am her, although that’s because I’m a huge asshole—we would be remiss in our duties if we were not to note that today is “Steak and BJ Day,” according to (who else?) SteakAndBJDay.com.
In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….
It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!
Love me tender
Love me sweet
On March 14th
It’s all about your meat!
March 14th is International Steak & Blowjob Day!
March 14-20 is International Steak & Blowjob Week!
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Let’s get one thing straight! March 20th is NOT Steak & Blowjob Day! Two out of three Steak & BJ Day websites agree that Steak & BJ Day is on MARCH 14TH!