No Regrets: Alien Backpiece

alien.jpgYou know, I may never have balls big enough to shave my head and tattoo anything upon it. But if I ever get that particular case of elephantitis, I only hope I’m as tasteful and wacked as this dude.

I have to admit it—as far as totally committed ink freaks are considered, this one is badass. Normally I tend to piss all over folks who extend the ink above the neck, but this is pretty damned cool. I just love the scene underneath where the hapless human is being completely overwhelmed by the guys from XmptttzZzitDtrg 4.

Gotta wonder if he’s got some ink of Tom Cruise crawling up from his asshole to save the day; that would surely swing any undecided voters one way or the other.

Alien Tattoo nutjob, I salute you!


18 Responses to “No Regrets: Alien Backpiece”

  1. 1 dichotomy

    fucking badass!!!

  2. 2 jimmy

    It’s actually called elephantiasis. Elephantitis would be a swollen elephant. But who’s counting… Weird tat for sure

  3. 3 DickMcgee

    No one likes a fucking know-it-all Jimmy.

  4. 4 Slim Whitman

    “Una Paloma Blanca” to the rescue!

  5. 5 Feck Hugh

    That is one hell of a tramp stamp. It screams, “I love a good anal probing” all over it.

  6. 6 The Elephantiasis Man

    Actually, thanks jimmy, I feel the same way about the savage abuse of the English language which passes for proper diction these days. My personal pet peeve is people who can’t tell the difference between a podium and a lectern, but that’s just me. Wonderful tattoo, though.

  7. 7 Csab

    “It’s actually called elephantiasis. Elephantitis would be a swollen elephant.”

    Ahahahah, excellent. A swollen elephant. :D

  8. 8 wow

    Hey 1996 called, they want their JPEG back.

  9. 9 behindyou

    Wicked tat. 10/10

  10. 10 Drew Curtis

    Drew Curtis sucks, so does his website.

  11. 11 Baby Jebus

    I would totally get a tattoo of a swollen elephant.

  12. 12 Fredo

    Elephantitis:

    an infectious tropical disease that is a form of filaiasis caused by parasitic worms which are transmitted by mosquitoes and which causes swelling in the genitals or thighs

    Got Dictionary? Swollen Elephant My posterior! LOLOLOL

  13. 13 Ted Bundy

    Far be it for me to judge another’s tattoos, even when I think they’re ridiculous… but that work, from a TECHNICAL standpoint, looks like shit…

  14. 14 Another Farker

    Way to go jimmy. You got hold of a bit of knowledge (itis=inflammation) and used it to prove the adage, “Nothing more dangerous than an educated idiot.”

  15. 15 Eric

    Damn, that is a really nice tattoo. Anyone know how many sittings?

  16. 16 Jakob

    This is exactly what I expected to find out after reading the title grets: Alien Backpiece at Dethroner. Thanks for informative article

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