If a goddamned cow will start eating chicken, why won’t my vegetarian wife? I guess she wasn’t a tiger in a previous incarnation. [news.yahoo.com]
If a goddamned cow will start eating chicken, why won’t my vegetarian wife? I guess she wasn’t a tiger in a previous incarnation. [news.yahoo.com]
I think that cow escaped from a Chick-Fil-A :) Their cows are always talking about how we should eat chicken instead of beef, and this one is leading by example.
I don’t like you, Richard, for invoking the name of Chik-fil-A someplace that I would read it. Fie upon you, pal, because now I hunger, I pine, I ACHE for Chik-fil-A, and I live in a town where they ain’t got’em. I have to rent a car, drive to New Jersey, to a MALL to get my fix.
Dammit.
Hah. But sadly, I’m not surprised. The cattle feedlots have been feeding ground up chicken as part of their “diet” to fatten them up for slaughter. YUM!
But, yes, I still love me a good hamburger.
If I didn’t know better, I’d say something about what it means that you are suggesting that your wife should do something because a cow does, as if you are suggesting that the cow is somehow smarter. Again, that would be if I didn’t know better, which I do.
It does say something though, that you not only pine for Chick-fil-A, but are willing to go to NJ and even a Mall to get it. Come on man! Have some standards! A Mall!!!?
I know, it’s pathetic. I would, and I *have* gone into a mall on a few separate occasions, purely to procure fucking Chik-fil-A sammiches. Yum yum yum.
Does anybody know where to find the COW EATING CHICKEN VIDEO anywhere?????
Been looking for it myself for weeks . I saw it on CNN and now I cant find it anywhere . Just wanted to freak my girl friend out . But you think it would be SOMEWHERE on the net .
FOUND IT Check it out
http://www.kare11.com/video/player.aspx?aid=44086&bw=
I can’t believe I just watched that! It’s terrible!! That poor chicken, i bet it hurt to be slowly chewed on like cud by a flat toothed, carnivore wannabe! Although the cow was cute, and so was the chicken before it got slowlyy chewed up! Ohhhh, i shouldn’t have watched that!